I don’t care about the fact
That you hold your burger with your bare hands,
Or if you’ve got chocolate stuck in your elastic bands,
I want to know if you’re hungry enough to
Chew on the nit and grit and flavors of the world,
Not thinking of life as just an insipid appetizer,
Leading us, one glorious meal to the next.
To be continued. Dun dun dun.